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What Kinda Monster Are You?

Sun May 3, 2009, 1:41 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Franck Klepacki- Hell March 3
  • Reading: soldier of fortune
  • Watching: Porn
  • Playing: Cod-4, Dead Space
  • Eating: protein,creatine,carbonhydrates,vitamins
  • Drinking: Creatinecarbonhydrateproteinmilk-mix
Centaur:
[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you. (Hell yes. I do what voices inside my head order me to)
[ ] You get drunk a lot. (nope)
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you. (Warrior's only crime is cowardice)
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe. (I kinda like Space yes.)
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself. (believe me who believe's in you)
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!).
[/] You are very intelligent. (Hmmm... some people say Im stupid some people say Im smart. Difficult)
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen. (In tests my senses are sharp and I managed to hear -10 db)
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker. (When motivated)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future. (Nothing beats cold steel and bare hands with sharp mind)
Total: 3,5

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time. (but army doesn't like it. :/ )
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general. ( Ihate the motherfucking forest. Especially in the winter)
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. (I only serve myself)
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear. (Damn right.)
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2

Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork. (I draw sometimes and fix machines and computers)
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward. (Very few people understands me what Im saying.)
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist. (Im not people who likes to be in the middle of the crowd.)
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age. (
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper. (Nerves and balls of steel)
Total: 4

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered. (Nerves of steel)
[x] Death fascinates you. (Peoples I don't like)
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea. (Um ships are allright I guess. I prefer running\walking as my mode of travel.)
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps do something to stop it. (Hippies. eat your heart out.)
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person. (Yeah.)
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale. (Got quite pale in winter camps.)
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (I sit a lot in my room lights out.)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you. (I love knives and blades)
Total: 7

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shape-shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[/] You lack self control. ( I act on instinct)
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (I like animals)
[/] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. (Wolves and wild beasts, but not domestic guard dogs and they don't like me either)
[x] You like to be alone. (
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 3

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[X] You spent a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (Burn the witches)
Total: 1

Zombie:
[X] You are pale. (Wintercamps and stayind in dark most the time)
[x] You are hungry a lot. (Due to army and bodybuilding)
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. ( Army Duh.)
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat. (Need proteine baby.)
[\] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (Only if it was last resort and there were no animals around.)
[X] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.). (Yeah I do, grunt and growl. Occasionaly snarl without thinking too.)
[/] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain. (I like to read interesting stuff.)
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6


Im Motherfucking vampire! :B

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  • Current Residence: Msn Messenger
  • Interests: hentai,40k,airsoft,music, gasmasks
  • Favourite movie: Jin Roh, Evil dead,
  • Favourite band or musician: Aria, cannibal corpse, dethklok, Manowar, Sibelius, shde empire, rob zombie, sabaton, blitzkill, sa
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy metal, Classical, indrustial
  • Favourite artist: Giger
  • Favourite poet or writer: Sun tzu
  • Favourite style of art: anything that is gory and cool
  • Operating System: Hentai and cafeine
  • Shell of choice: Ghost in the shell XD
  • Wallpaper of choice: anything with gasmask soldier staring
  • Skin of choice: skinned skin
  • Favourite game: Mgs series, heavy gear 2, all tekken, system shock 2, doom II, splinter cell, s.t.a.l.k.e.r and bf21
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, ps2, psp, ps3, psx
  • Favourite cartoon character: Guts, the punisher, spawn
  • Personal Quote: Voi v*ttu!
  • Tools of the Trade: My own twisted mind, hentai magazines and assault rifle

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Thx for fav my pic! :D

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Lebensweisheiten von Biohazard D:
1. Schön ist, was man mit Liebe betrachtet.
2. Gott gibt keine Gnade, er verurteilt nur.
3. Sei tolerant und nicht akzeptabel!!!
Happened to like it lad. :D

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Bind,Torture and kill.
Jee! Kiitos favista! Jatkoa seuraa pian taas, joten pysy kanavalla!

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God was a dream of good government.
same bat-channel same bat-time.

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Bind,Torture and kill.
Jeps.

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God was a dream of good government.
Thx for the watch.

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1,000 more fools are being born every fucking day...
No prob lad. I Like your art and Im ordering you to draw some more. :D

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Bind,Torture and kill.
Aye Aye, Sir.

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1,000 more fools are being born every fucking day...
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:mwahaha: :bored:

:peace: and lungs
Thanks for the fav on my Death Grip painting!!!

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